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If you are still scrolling and haven't chosen a page yet, then let me please tell you a story.  You see, it all started 14 years ago.  I was working as a grocery produce stocker.  On am early Saturday morning, I awoke to a loud boom in my closet.  I arose to see what it was.  I moved closer and closer towards the closet.  I had grabbed a small bat because I was pretty scared.  I slowly opened the closet door.  What did I see before my eyes?  It was a small rabbit.  Not just any rabbit.  This rabbit was brown.  That's right.  It was a brown rabbit.  Shocked by how a BROWN rabbit could be in my closet, I awoke my wife.  I asked her if she knew how a brown rabbit got into our closet.  She didn't know how to respond.  This made me a little suspicious.  Why didn't she know how the brown rabbit got into the closet? What was she hiding? And where was she hiding it? I needed answers and I needed them now. But as the night went on, I became more and more tired.  I think she may have spiked my night time drink.  I went to sleep.  
I awoke the next morning to bacon and eggs.  The smell filled every room.  The family merged in the dining area.  We all ate breakfast.  Something didn't seem right.  I couldn't put my finger on it.  Were these ORGANIC eggs? They didn't seem like it.  Where was the carton? Why couldn't I find the darn cartoon to verify if the eggs were organic or not?  I became irritable.  The eggs were delicious but I needed them to be organic.  My whole Sunday depended on it. Wait, was it Sunday already?  How was that so? I looked at our family calendar to see the date.  The calendar was a cat themed calendar with different cats on each month of the year.  Some of the cats had small inspirational sayings next to them.  A few examples were, "Always finish your soup."  Another one was "Don't let the kite get stuck in the tree." We lived and died by that calendar.  I couldn't find it though.  It wasn't hanging up on the refrigerator.  I felt lost.  Abandoned.  I didn't know what to do. Then I remembered.  I could just look at my phone.  My phone was a smart phone.  A smart phone has applications on them called apps.  Smartphones are like miniature computers.  you can do a lot of things with a miniature computer.  One example of something you could do with a miniature computer, is look at the World Wide Web.  There is lots of information to be found.  Such information is; inspirational sayings; cat pictures; lost yarn balls; and the day of the week.  I chose the day of the week app.  I pressed on the app on my smart phone.  The calendar opened.  It showed me the day. It was Sunday.  Today was Sunday! I felt a huge rush of relief as I looked at the application on my smart phone. Then I looked up something on the internet.  I searched for "did I eat organic eggs?"  The search results showed me the answers I needed.  The first answer was 
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